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供职于投行的初级分析员韩裔青年哈罗德（约翰?赵 John Cho 饰）性格谨慎羞涩，本该放松的周末晚上却被同事塞了一堆工作。这边厢，哈罗德的好友卡玛（卡尔?潘 Kal Penn 饰）又主动搞砸了一次医院面试，这个出身医生世家的印裔青年因为不愿放弃毫无拘束的学生生活一直逃 避从医。当晚，哈罗德与卡玛在吸了一通大麻后倍感饥肠辘辘，电视中来自“白色城堡”的汉堡广告引发了二人极大的兴趣，他们驱车前往，谁知本地最近的白色城堡已经在四年前转让，被汉堡勾起食欲的二人决定不顾一切寻找白色城堡，他们为此跨越了整个新泽西，这对儿性格迥异的朋友也在一路上体会到彼此友情的可贵……
长篇影评
1 ) 白色城堡的汉堡到底有多吃啊？我也想尝尝
为了买汉堡，弄成这样，是在太毒辣了。
我觉得最逗的是，让豹子抽大麻那点，哈哈。
女主角很漂亮。
女配角脱得够可以的。
我觉得最逗的是，让豹子抽大麻那点，哈哈。
女主角很漂亮。
女配角脱得够可以的。
2 ) Burger Shack的汉堡大哥~~
看完了笑了一路，印象最深刻的竟然是Harold & Kumar开车来到曾经的White Castle所在地---现在已经成为Burger Shack，一位憨憨胖胖的黑人营业员说“Shack四年前买了这个地方
但是在Cherry Hill有一家24小时White Castle店
距离这45分钟车程。。。。。”
紧接着“只要想一下那些温柔娇小的White Castle的汉堡包
夹着细碎的烤洋葱
像风味水晶一样在你的嘴里爆发
每咬上一口，就让我想把这个不要脸的地方烧为平地”
。。。。。。。
伴随着他的描述，Harold & Kumar流下了充满想象力的口水
Burger Shack的汉堡大哥，也是个美食家阿~~嘻~~
但是在Cherry Hill有一家24小时White Castle店
距离这45分钟车程。。。。。”
紧接着“只要想一下那些温柔娇小的White Castle的汉堡包
夹着细碎的烤洋葱
像风味水晶一样在你的嘴里爆发
每咬上一口，就让我想把这个不要脸的地方烧为平地”
。。。。。。。
伴随着他的描述，Harold & Kumar流下了充满想象力的口水
Burger Shack的汉堡大哥，也是个美食家阿~~嘻~~
3 ) 终于下到了!
很早就知道这部电影了，一直想看看电影里的亚洲人是什么形象，终于在迅雷上找到资源，速度还不错，一晚上就这样过去了。比较失望的是原来那个亚裔男主角竟然是韩国人，我一直把他当作中国人的，呜呜……没有想象中那么搞笑，不过也是扑哧了几声，但有一些地方作为亚洲人我还是感到了一丝冒犯。作为励志的情节有些做作，对亚洲人的刻画还是太模式了。不过编剧尽力了，看完后还是挺开心的，哈哈哈！
4 ) 值得再看,反复看
讽刺,完全的讽刺,真实,抽象的真实,我看了不下10遍,几乎可以说出每句对白.身在海外的我深有体会.片中那样的警察我遇见过,片中那样的鬼佬我也遇见过.只是片中的结局在现实中不可能的,权当意淫.
5 ) 突然想起这部片子 是这种心情
每天在学校 看书上课 准备司考 突然有一天晚上 想吃麦当劳 出去打车 结果遇到洪水 买了两对鸡腿 又打车回学校 坐在出租车上像划船一样
回来觉得很开心 不知道为什么
回来觉得很开心 不知道为什么
6 ) 我不在White Castle,就在去White Castle 的路上
这部电影笑点实在太多...04年看过一次，五年后又看了~说来奇怪，我怎么就对它如此钟爱呢？
忍不住想要记下一些片段来缅怀缅怀...…
当然有很多感觉是永远表达不出来的~
——————————————————————————————
面试的时候电话来了
——....nothing important ,i can talk.... when we get high...
教授忍无可忍…
——Mr.Patel, do you actually believe after the way i would ever even consider recommending you for admission?
——no.I'm gonna be honest with you,the only reson i'm applying is my dad will keep paying for my apartment ，I really don't have a desire to go to med school...
——but you have perfect MCAT scores...
——yeah~just 'cause your XX like a moose doesn't you gotta do porn~
——get out !!!!!!!
电视上
——come on,dude,just take one hand. do you wanna be cool?...
hey man ,what're you dong?
——i'm so HIGH~!!!NOTHING CAN HURT ME~!!!
——No~~~~!! [marijuana kills.]
(傻得很凌乱…）
楼道
——here ,you're driving.
——shit,i forgot my cell phone ...
——you wanna run back and get it?
（思考的时间已经够了…）
——no ,we've gone too far...
BURGER SHACK问路
——please tell me there's another white castle in town？
——no
——are you sure?
——do i look like kind of brother that would be unsure about something like that?.（= =事实就是）....hey,pss..there's White Castle that's open 24hourrs up in Cherry Hill...as a burger shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I’ve learned, it’s that ...every time you bite in a White Castle burger, just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down… COME ON ！！！POKIE~ LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!（囧…）
学校那段
——YES?
——I'm kp,class of 2004.......（打听工作找人写推荐信，离毕业还有十年…= =！这种人真的很多，狂汗…）
买大麻
—— what kind of hippie are you?
——what kind of hippie am i? man ！ i'm a business hippie！！I understood the concept of supply and demand！！（傻瓜也有聪明的一面）
学校警卫的
“ i just wanna TALK~~~~”(拿着狼牙棒冲上去..）
医院
——wah,man,i guess you're going to med school after all.ah?
——fuck that,dude,like i care what my dad thinks....
——i don't understand... you just hugged him..
——yeah, i just needed to get my hands on this...
——access card?
——two words for you~bro~Medical Marijuana.= =
BT人那段
——thanks for helping us out.. ..
（耳朵有问题，声波传了几光年终于....）
——OH！！no problem at all!!! I seen you two standed out there alone in the dark（把自己当神..）,and i said to my self（振聋发聩）"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!!"..... have you boys accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
——yes... yeah~he's great .cool guy.( cool guy...= =）
被印度豹甩了之后
——I have some bad news and some worse news...
——give me worse thing first. ...
——the cheetah went the wrong direction...
——shit..SHIT！！! all right, what’s the bad news?
——your laptop completely destroyed...
——what...why did you....WHY DO YOU TELL ME that was the WORSE..HOW WAS THAT ARE NOT THE WORSE NEWS!!!!!
——ee...laptop’s situation only effects you, and white castle situation effects both of us equity... (呃...)
——————————————————————————————
这部老电影实在经典啊~他们在车上合唱那段也超级有感觉…
这辈子一定要到White Castle去吃一次！
因为它 i'm so high right now ~
...not low^ 哈……
...开始复习了，明天考试。
game face~ game face~
忍不住想要记下一些片段来缅怀缅怀...…
当然有很多感觉是永远表达不出来的~
——————————————————————————————
面试的时候电话来了
——....nothing important ,i can talk.... when we get high...
教授忍无可忍…
——Mr.Patel, do you actually believe after the way i would ever even consider recommending you for admission?
——no.I'm gonna be honest with you,the only reson i'm applying is my dad will keep paying for my apartment ，I really don't have a desire to go to med school...
——but you have perfect MCAT scores...
——yeah~just 'cause your XX like a moose doesn't you gotta do porn~
——get out !!!!!!!
电视上
——come on,dude,just take one hand. do you wanna be cool?...
hey man ,what're you dong?
——i'm so HIGH~!!!NOTHING CAN HURT ME~!!!
——No~~~~!! [marijuana kills.]
(傻得很凌乱…）
楼道
——here ,you're driving.
——shit,i forgot my cell phone ...
——you wanna run back and get it?
（思考的时间已经够了…）
——no ,we've gone too far...
BURGER SHACK问路
——please tell me there's another white castle in town？
——no
——are you sure?
——do i look like kind of brother that would be unsure about something like that?.（= =事实就是）....hey,pss..there's White Castle that's open 24hourrs up in Cherry Hill...as a burger shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I’ve learned, it’s that ...every time you bite in a White Castle burger, just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down… COME ON ！！！POKIE~ LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!（囧…）
学校那段
——YES?
——I'm kp,class of 2004.......（打听工作找人写推荐信，离毕业还有十年…= =！这种人真的很多，狂汗…）
买大麻
—— what kind of hippie are you?
——what kind of hippie am i? man ！ i'm a business hippie！！I understood the concept of supply and demand！！（傻瓜也有聪明的一面）
学校警卫的
“ i just wanna TALK~~~~”(拿着狼牙棒冲上去..）
医院
——wah,man,i guess you're going to med school after all.ah?
——fuck that,dude,like i care what my dad thinks....
——i don't understand... you just hugged him..
——yeah, i just needed to get my hands on this...
——access card?
——two words for you~bro~Medical Marijuana.= =
BT人那段
——thanks for helping us out.. ..
（耳朵有问题，声波传了几光年终于....）
——OH！！no problem at all!!! I seen you two standed out there alone in the dark（把自己当神..）,and i said to my self（振聋发聩）"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!!"..... have you boys accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
——yes... yeah~he's great .cool guy.( cool guy...= =）
被印度豹甩了之后
——I have some bad news and some worse news...
——give me worse thing first. ...
——the cheetah went the wrong direction...
——shit..SHIT！！! all right, what’s the bad news?
——your laptop completely destroyed...
——what...why did you....WHY DO YOU TELL ME that was the WORSE..HOW WAS THAT ARE NOT THE WORSE NEWS!!!!!
——ee...laptop’s situation only effects you, and white castle situation effects both of us equity... (呃...)
——————————————————————————————
这部老电影实在经典啊~他们在车上合唱那段也超级有感觉…
这辈子一定要到White Castle去吃一次！
因为它 i'm so high right now ~
...not low^ 哈……
...开始复习了，明天考试。
game face~ game face~
7 ) Wise Words from an Idiotic Movie
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
I want that.
What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling.
下辈子我要投胎到美国！2013.12.8
一场为吃一顿美味汉堡而通宵达旦的冒险旅程。—— 当初应该就是因为《猪头逛大街》这个奇葩片名而关注本片，记得是约翰·赵是主演，没想到尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯是配角，还意外看到瑞恩·雷诺兹的客串。—— 惊喜插曲：Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started（哈罗德走进和卡玛合住的公寓）。★★★☆
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈简直太好笑了这两个神经病！！！Kumar的大麻脑洞醉了哈哈哈哈哈！骑豹那段笑到岔气啊妈蛋！！！赵约翰一发飙就特别帅呢！
我今天终于吃了一会white castle 妈逼 不好吃啊
3+ This is so...... American!!! 段子很多 人物出彩 升华美国梦什么的这种桥段也完全见多不怪 很久木有捏着零食喝着小酒看一场轻松+恶心+欢快+嘲讽+扯淡+励志的米国爆米花片儿了~ 哈哈哈哈
Just can't get it... not my cup of tea...
只有在美国这样的国家才能产生这种集问题之大成者的电影啊，非常搞笑
简直是无比乐啊！野外尿尿那段的对话简直绝了~外国人的语言就是平常中带着无限的幽默~脖子留脓的怪人家庭简直太搞了~无数无数搞！赶紧的快去看吧！PS：卡玛很帅啊~~~~再PS：那些在国外受欺辱的华人、黑人、等等人~~~可不能忍气吞声啊！
里面的 fucking my wife 太经典了
飞叶子 飞叶子。。。哈哈
i like john cho,还有最后电梯的那场表白。
「Just 'cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.」【Ryan Reynolds — Male Nurse (uncredited)】
有许多笑点的电影，当然了，有些地方也挺无聊的。总的来说还是一部不错的电影。
纯搞笑式的电影~那个大麻~那个需要支援~还有那个画像~都太好玩了~白房子~嗯是多么令人向往的地方~里面有汁料十足的汉堡~也有金黄焦脆的薯条~当经历一切不同寻常之后~好像在这所白色城堡里大饱一餐~
乍一看是屎尿屁的公路搞笑片，但却揭示了美国下流社会的现状，很多桥段设计得很巧妙。警察局那段太绝了！结尾字幕的Ending剧情也峰回路转。
Wasn't that raccoon some hardcore Halloween material! Ewww, the "Battle Shit"! The elephant man! And NPH going badass! Harold and Kumar's trip to White Castle is nothing short of wild adventures and inappropriate jokes! Kickass comedy!
Funny & somewhat instructive
男一in《house》，男二in《FlashForward》，nph in《how i met yourmother》，监狱黑人in《boston legal》，尽管连蓝屏都有地方没抠干净，还是一部优秀的小成本喜剧，dranma dranma dranma
疯狂的夜。食色面前，懦夫也能变勇士。看到Heros里的Adam
White Castle超长广告……